well, i've got some good news, some great news, some bad news that isn't so bad and some news that's just kinda bad. not a very auspicious beginning to a blog post, i know. but have no fear, mom, all is well.
the good news first: the bbq i mentioned in my last post was a blast. there was an enormous bbq pit filled to the brim with shishkebob, rack of lamb, hot dogs, sausage and a few cuts of meat i didn't recognize. nearly the entire country of volunteers was there and even a hand few from peace corps benin (a country to the south). the libations were free flowing, the dancing was intense and spirits were high. it was an awesome chance to revel and celebrate american style and get to know the hundred or so other crazies we new-kids'll be living and working with during our time here in west africa. it was a heckuva good time.
at a swearing-in ceremony at the residence of the united states ambassador to the west african nation of niger, i, kristopher allen kolden, was officially sworn in as a peace corps volunteer. the ceremony was quick and painless punctuated by a few big wig speeches, a swearing in oath in both english and french (the french oath is far better than the mccarthyistic state department variety, i must say). afterwards we were whisked away back to the training site for one of the more extravagant dinners i've had in some time. i mean this thing put
southern baptist pot lucks to shame. there was cheese, chicken, lamb, fruit salad, more cheese, fried spring rolls, coke, fanta, fried rice, and cheese. normally after swear-in there'd have been a huge party, but our revelries from the nights before left most of us too tired to do much else but sit around and talk. sounds lame, but it was a great chance for us stagiers to chill out and let it all soak in. we're volunteers, officially, and that's pretty cool.
an addendum to the great news: my blue bubu turned out awesome, and i'll be darned if isn't the most comfortable thing i've ever worn. haute couteur in niger isn't so bad after all and i don't mind saying i looked damn good in it, too. pictures to be posted shortly, if my faithful readers think they can handle it, that is.
the bad news that isn't so bad: saturday was our last full day at the training site. it was a day of lots of goodbyes to our families and friends in our host village before we head off to our regions to be formally installed and made ready to spend our first, and longest month, living in our villages. the first month is the toughest because everything is new, we hapless volunteers have a very slight grip on the national language and frankly moving somewhere new is scary. it's a challenge but also an adventure for everyone setting off to start this next chunk of their lives.
unfortunately that isn't the bad news.
the bad news is that i won't be joining my fellow compatriots out to our first harrowing weeks in the villages. for reasons i won't get into in a public forum, i was medically evacuated to washington dc on tuesday and am now back in nebraska shackin' up with my parents.
big news, i know. feel free to take a pause and grab a cup of coffee and a bagel, then continue.
have no fear. this isn't anything like malaria or that brain eating worm from star trek: the wrath of khan. as i've said before the peace corps' dedication to the health and safety of its volunteers is second to none. in my case they are just being extra careful. i won't get into the details since it's medical hullabaloo and not the sort of stuff you just wanna throw out there on the 'ol interweb. but rest assured i'm healthy, safe and content. the tough part is i won't be going back to africa anytime soon. congress allows the peace corps 45 days of medical evacuation for volunteers. in my case the providers say it's gonna take longer than that. so i've been medically seperated for the time being. this doesn't mean i won't be going back, just that if i do make it back it won't be anytime soon.
in a word: bummer.
so what now? well that's the big question, idn't it? in the immediate couple days i'm gonna hang out in the 'ol 402 and revel in early fall (my favorite season). tomorrow i'm gonna eat a burrito and watch live college football while wearing a hooded sweatshirt! for anyone who's spent time away from the states and then gone back, you know that that prospect is much more exciting than it sounds.
i wish the situation was different. i sincerely wish i was sweltering in 105ยบ heat and munching a diet of rice and sauce while working with some of the most amazing people i've ever met - nigerien and american alike. but things are as they are and if there's anything i'm good at it's handling change. so i'm gonna take advantage of what i've got. i'm gonna see some very old friends - some who i haven't seen since last year. later i might hit the road to see all the cool people i know in portland, slc, madison and palm beach, among other places. i'm just gonna do all the stuff someone reshaping their future normally does. and no, i'm not gonna go backpacking across europe to 'find myself' because that's trite and totally lame ... everyone knows the train's the way to go.
thankfully (and this was an intense cause for worry) i won't have to change the name of my blog, as the current one seems to fit just fine. i don't see any reason to take this bad boy down. my life's still an adventure, it's just changed locale for the moment. so please come back for (ir)regular updates.
oh, and if y'all could e-mail me current phone numbers and such i'd appreciate it. not thinking i'd be anywhere near a phone for the next two years i've lost most of them. i wanna get in touch with a lot of you so drop your digits and/or addresses by my email at kris_kolden at yahoo.com. email me with any questions, concerns, thoughts, etcetera and i promise to get back asap.
again, this is not as big and nasty as it sounds. i'm in good health, good spirits and good company.
love ya all and i'll be in touch super soon.